31 enero 2007

Mi primera vez

En el año '72, cuando todavía no había cumplido los 18, publiqué mi primer chiste... ¡En Rico tipo, nada menos!
Organizaban un concurso de humor negro, y allá fue a parar mi ópera prima, de dudosa procedencia:

En una escuela caníbal, la maestra le dice al alumno:
- Que lindo nene...! ¿Es tu hermanito?
- No... ¡Es mi sanguche para el recreo!

Fue seleccionado, lo publicaron, y me gané un long-play de rock de los años '50.

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Y esa es toda la anécdota.

13 Comments:

At 1/31/2007 5:44 p. m., Blogger Marcelo Niño said...

Jeri, si llegabas a perder con ese chiste en un concurso de este estilo, el jurado hubiese pasado a ser el lunch del concurso.

 
At 2/01/2007 12:21 a. m., Blogger Luiso said...

No maestro, no haga como yo, que ya a los 34 empezé a re editar viejos chistes caratulándolos de ánecdotas... a mi por que no se me ocurre nada nuevo, pero usted, "la maquina de hacer chistes" no me venga con estas cosas.

 
At 2/04/2007 3:35 p. m., Blogger Argüelles said...

Es genial Jeri!

 
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